spook dog 

Big fucking bowed up nigger. Capable of spooking us good white folk into not making eye contact.

"Da'jonte benched 415 today while eating a Popeye's five dollar box, dude is a spook dog."

spook dog by Uppot May 29, 2016

spook dog 

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

spook dog by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Spook diggity dog 

Spooky Paedophile selling things in the neighborhood. Sometimes out of a Honda Civic, but most time out of a white van.

Q is trash is a spook diggity dog, Better watch out!!!

Spook diggity dog by stellerbet May 6, 2021

snook dog 

someone you can always count on to have a cigarette waiting just for you

"I cant find one single cigarette. Do you know anybody that does?" "Have you asked snook dog?"

snook dog by emma paige sullivan April 15, 2009

Like a dog on a spoon 

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

Like a dog on a spoon by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

spoon-doggle

To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.

He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.

spoon-doggle by breastany September 29, 2003