spook dog

Big fucking bowed up nigger. Capable of spooking us good white folk into not making eye contact.

"Da'jonte benched 415 today while eating a Popeye's five dollar box, dude is a spook dog."

by Uppot May 29, 2016

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Spook diggity dog

Spooky Paedophile selling things in the neighborhood. Sometimes out of a Honda Civic, but most time out of a white van.

Q is trash is a spook diggity dog, Better watch out!!!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

snook dog

someone you can always count on to have a cigarette waiting just for you

"I cant find one single cigarette. Do you know anybody that does?" "Have you asked snook dog?"

by emma paige sullivan April 15, 2009

Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

spoon-doggle

To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.

He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.

by breastany September 29, 2003