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spook dog 

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes
You are such a spook dog, get away from me!
spook dog by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Spook diggity dog 

Spooky Paedophile selling things in the neighborhood. Sometimes out of a Honda Civic, but most time out of a white van.
Q is trash is a spook diggity dog, Better watch out!!!

snook dog 

someone you can always count on to have a cigarette waiting just for you
"I cant find one single cigarette. Do you know anybody that does?" "Have you asked snook dog?"
snook dog by emma paige sullivan April 15, 2009

Like a dog on a spoon 

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing
"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

spoon-doggle

To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.
He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.
spoon-doggle by breastany September 29, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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