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"Dude i went to the airport and spono'd a flight to Mexico"

"last night i spono'd that new brothel you told me about"
by jonjoshelvey10 August 8, 2019
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Spoon Diggity

Spoon Diggities are a particularly nasty group of people commonly found in the south side of Chicago (AKA "the hood") They are most prevalent in movie theaters, rib shacks, lounges and occasionally in a pool hall. You will never find one in a library or applying for a job as they are frequently illiterate and have a high aversion to anything close to labor.

They are quite easy to spot as the males will have they pants hanging down off their ass (a habit they picked up in the big house after their first arrest usually as a juvenile slinging crack) a big juicy fro with possibly a pick sticking out of one side, either the newest pair of Jordans that just came out or a brand new pair of Timberlands which will never see a construction site nor a hiking trail, unless they cross a hiking trail after their last sexual assault.

The female version (also know as a Sheboon) will have a giant fat ass with a pleather skirt 3 sizes too small she found at the salvation army some big ass cocksuckers underneath her wide ass Roman nose which is usually under a purple or burgundy weave possibly disheveled after a sheboon on sheboon encounter.

Both examples have a skin color from dark purple (think eggplant) to a deep dark shade of molasses.

For the blind they are also easy to identify as they smell like a cross between a 3 week old dead body and a fresh diaper load of baby shit, if you can't smell they can be recognized by their constant complaining about whitey and their lack of tipping.
Look at that nasty ass group of spoon diggitys!

Check out the Spoons shootin dice!

Yo, Spoonman, how's it go on da Digg side?
by J. Reb May 8, 2019
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Spoon Dance

Inevitably using your spoon to submerge fresh crunchy cereal in milk, because some how it makes it taste better.
<Kev's bowl is overflowing with Frosted Flakes so he must do the spoon dance carefully>
by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
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spino dragon

A young teenager who is known to cringe most of the people he meets, The SpinoDragon might also play with legos and think it is a commonly known prehistoric animal Spinosaurus
Shut up, bro. I bet when you go home you're secretly a Spino Dragon
by psika August 10, 2016
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Spoon doodle

Someone that says, does, or is a complete dumb shit. Slightly nicer way to call someone a dumbass
Phil: If you turn right and then left you’ll do a 180.

Beavis: You can’t be serious Phil, you fucking Spoon doodle!
by AusLegend March 31, 2020
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National Spoon Day

A day in which everyone must send grainy photos of themselves holding comically sized spoons, usually of a medium size. Generally occurs on August 13th, with the first occurrence being on August 13th 2020
"Hey man are you free to hang out on August 13th?" "Nah bro sorry, I'm busy celebrating National Spoon Day"
by Definition Kong August 13, 2021
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big spoon debacle

The awkward moment when lying in bed when one must decide which partner will be the big spoon or the little spoon. Generally, only occurs with same-sex relationships.
Rocky was shorter than his partner, Bulwinkle, but when Bulwinkle turned away, Rocky had to awkwardly figure out his next step in the big spoon debacle and reluctantly assumed the role of big spoon.
by Rocky Asif December 9, 2008
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