Urban Dictionary: sponge

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

by Rorshock April 13, 2009

A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.

She had a reet fine sponge on her.

All she did was nag, nag, nag, so I kicked her in the sponge.

by spongekicker September 20, 2006

i stuck a sponge up my v-area

by coll April 12, 2004

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.

The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.

by Geronimo Sailor May 11, 2006

" Sponge has kick-ass music. "

by Shazamical August 29, 2008

A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.

Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.

by chippy no no May 07, 2017

When someone does not have an opinion of their own, and just gobbles up information without critical thought.

Valentina is such a sponge, she just believes everything she hears.