SPOG

spider crossed with a dog. agility of a spider, loyalty of a dog.

Dan moves like a spog.

by Dan Bouffard March 31, 2009

SPOG

Salt, Pepper, Onion, and Garlic. A delicious mixture that can be used on cooked foods and enhances the flavor to an orgasmic degree.

Joe had just finished marinating the chicken, so he applied a generous handful of SPOG to it.

by DaveF.SA January 1, 2009

SPOG

came from a planned developement game from almighty software called smear 3d around 2000 this was a weapon that came in varying sizes that looked like a pitchfork. It had a fusion reactor as a power source and shot an energy blast a set distance and theen emitted beams at all living thing near by. If any 2 spog beams crossed, an explosion on the magnitude of several thermonuclear bombs would result. Also should the beam come in contact with a solid object, a smaller explosion on the order of several tons of TNT would result.

madbill hid behind the crate as his enemy approached. he pulled up his medium SPOG and shouted "I've got you now" as he pulled the firing mechanism

by UUGH October 16, 2004

SPOG

The combination of poo and sperm combined to create a brown/white substance.

Peter has spog in his pants.
Uncle lou injected sperm into wes's bum to make spog.

by GURINDA PRANESH September 18, 2008

Spog

An absolute fricking spagbole who is mentally special and wants to suck on everyone’s toes

Ben you utter spog

Ben- “No u!”

by The Flames Of Doom January 25, 2019

spogging

A verb used to describe when someone is doing something that is rather unexpected of them, but still epic. For example, someone would be spogging if they listen to Juice WRLD and they are normally the type of person that has never listened to rap before

Akini was SPOGGING when he got a B+ on the chem midterm. .

by Carcraftz September 30, 2020

Spogs

Northern British slang for sweets, candy.

gi' us sum spogs yer tight twat.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003