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Yoinky Sploinky 

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)
Yoinky Sploinky by Planetfinder September 20, 2021
Related Words
Sploq Splode SPloink Splodge sploit Splog Splock splong sploded Sploinky
Any participant in muliplayer online games who is tiresomely pedantic about criticizing other players on same team or other guests in room chats, usually to cover up his/her own mistakes and shortcomings.

Origin is uncertain, but may be derived from Star Trek's Spock character because connotation is someone trying by appear logical, while actually lacking social intelligence and maturity.
That damn sploc made me die 3 times, then told everyone i sucked. Who is that guy? I'm never being on his team again!
Sploc by Wubbus November 17, 2010
verb and nomen like a sploc = a less insulting more persistent nagging /& bitching troll

to sploc = persistent nagging and bitching with the sole purpose to "win " a discussion without using reality or logic
Dont be a sploc , stop molesting noobs .
sploc by DMocracy November 9, 2010

drank splo 

T-bone and Jammy were arrested when they drank splo!
drank splo by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

yoinky sploinky 

A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae
Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
yoinky sploinky by jerma985stan February 5, 2022

The Yoinky Sploinky 

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off
guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)