When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
by Hunnysmax February 6, 2019
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