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Bulgarian Ball-Split 

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.
I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".
Bulgarian Ball-Split by nigganaut September 24, 2019

Balls are on Splat 

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck
1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

Irish spit ball 

When your fucking a girl and you finish in her vaginia, then quickly bend down and suck it all back out with your mouth.
I didn't want to have kids with Amanda so I gave her an Irish spit ball.
Irish spit ball by Mr.Meeseekes420 December 11, 2022

Splot Ball

A beach ball sized ball of slime whose contents consist of chewed up pineapple, mucky overgrown algae water from an abandoned swimming pool, cornstarch, the insides of 153,456 earthworms, the dead skin cells of a human, the tears of small child, and is used specifically for catapulting
If only we had a splot ball to catapult at these idiot drivers slowing traffic down!
Splot Ball by Goonie#1 April 11, 2019

ball spit 

accumalation of saliva around ur balls after a sloppy blowjob
after the head i got last night i had to wash the ball spit off my nuts
ball spit by Brandon Colt Hay February 10, 2008