Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
by Wadsley June 29, 2023
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Splat A Lot

The forgotten medieval-themed Canadian children's game show that aired on Nickelodeon. It featured fictional villain such as Kookabura. It got cancelled in 2013 and became abandoned. Many TikTokers and YouTubers explored the set after the show ended. The water was demolished in 2019 and Splat a lot was demolished.
Guy 1: Do not go to the abandoned Splat A Lot set if not you will die to slow death.
Guy 2: I will go there and die.
by JadenTheMoose March 28, 2022
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Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.
by Outragedracer22 July 29, 2020
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splatting

that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.
oh no i'm splatting for someone
by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022
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Poop-splat

by MartoTTown April 06, 2022
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splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.
Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.
by dbez October 09, 2011
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Spicy Splat

Raw sex that ends up extremely stressful.
Rida: That spicy splat was so crazy, I kinda regret it.
Anon: Wow.
by ariesclark November 18, 2023
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