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Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck 

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.
-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!
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that's the spirit 

That is the right attitude and preferred evidence of high motivation.
A: You got this doggy!

B: That's the spirit!

spirit stick 

Term used in chearleading and middle/high school pep rallies. Each team has a good luck stick, and it is asigned to a member of the chearleading team to take care of it. According to the folklore if the team loses it, it means bad luck for the team at any competition until it's found.
The Spirit Stick curse. -Will you lay off with that?
spirit stick by SquidwardHandsome October 20, 2016

Spirit Sprinkle 

The singular word for spirit sprinkle. Meaning you only get one spirit sprinkle for that touchdown.
Spirit Sprinkle by Emily wood November 6, 2010

spirit spinach 

Devil's Lettuce, dawg! The wacky cig. That grass, g. Weed. Marijuana. Cannabis. Need I say more?
"Yo, Matthew. You wanna smoke that. Spirit Spinach?"
Matthew: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
spirit spinach by Tonerbonr November 29, 2017

spirit "science" 

Spirit "Science" is a fairly popular Youtube channel with around 800,000 subscribers. The channel was started by a man named Jordan, a person who could be completely be summed up with the phrase, "I'm spiritual, but not religious." Jordan's main series on his channel, called Spirit Science, is really just a large collection of pseudo-scientific claims made up by two men, Druvalo Melchizedek and David Icke. Druvalo is known for his claim that Thoth, an ancient Egyptian god, has talked to him. David Icke is known for thinking that anyone who has any sort of power is a Lizard alien from the bottom of the 3rd Dimension.
"Like, holy fuck mate, I just watched a video called, Spirit "Science". Holy fuck, I think my brain just died."
spirit "science" by VaTeuton January 17, 2017

spirit sock 

Noun. A sock that is used as a jizz recepticle when masterbating.
Dude, get your spirit sock off my bunk you homo.
spirit sock by Foss January 6, 2007