spidezilla

The type of spider that crawls over you covers at night and sits there dormant until you wake up. It gets so close to your face it looks almost identical to the spider from Harry Potter.

Person 1 : oi bro wake up but don’t move a muscle

Person 2 : what bro

Person 1 : there’s a fucking spidezilla about to chomp ur shit

by Slutchamber42 October 16, 2021