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sperm guzzler

A gay super slut who by regularly sucking off total strangers ingests large amounts of semen
sperm guzzler by Sirus May 15, 2003
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sperm guzzler

this person loves the cock and all its liquid emmisions

That Gavin Jones loves to guzzle the sperm man he cant get enough of the cock, wot a fucking sperm guzzler !
sperm guzzler by Ackers_1989 March 9, 2009

Sperm guzzler

Someone that enjoys drinking sperm
Hey Dean what you been up to?

Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm

You are such a sperm guzzler
Sperm guzzler by Chardmania November 29, 2016

sperm guzzler

1. A drink, usually consisting of milk jelly and cherry vodka.

2. Someone who enjoys swirling sperm around in their mouth.
Boy #1: Wow he's holding in a lot.
Boy #2: Yeah pack him a sperm guzzler and you'll never go to bed alone again.
sperm guzzler by Banri Tanaka August 20, 2003

sperm guzzler

Anyone who engages in the act of fellatio.
George Meetze is a huge sperm guzzler.
sperm guzzler by Mark Knoffler September 3, 2005
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