Getting "Spencered" is when one says he is going to hit the head and never
returns to the meeting, later to be found hovering over a
booth of a mother daughter where buy the "Spencer" is trying to pick up
the 18 year old daughter and of course removing his self from the bill
on another board members birthday.
Hey man, you Spencered me on my birthday! Where did you go? The check was 85$ you prick!
by VENUMB July 29, 2011
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The act of taking a ridiculous meat slab inside of you. Possible outcomes consist of heavy wheel chair use, crutches, even death if excessive. Very good looking cat and comes off as being gentle but can really deal a full dish of meat
Person 1:"yo nigga, why that bitch walking like that?!"
Person 2: "Ah shit man she just got spencered!"

Lucky Female: "If i get spencered one more time I am making a purchase at the scooter store!"
by Sir swags alot August 13, 2011
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Hmm, there's so much to say about Spencer. First off, he's a cutie. He's tall with a beautiful smile :). And then, Spencer is nice, if you're on his good side. If you're on his good side; he'll treat you like a true homie, help you with your problems, and keep your secrets. If not; you're probably going to get bitched out 98 percent of the time. But, being on Spencer's good side is so worth all the amazing things he does. Spencer loves to party and be around his friends, and they love to be around him, too. Everyone loves to be around Spencer; he knows how to make everyone laugh and his smile will have you awe-struck. He's good at everything he does; sports, girls/relationships, keepin' up with the good looks, and friends. It's easy to trust him & he'll keep your secrets. Spencer is an all around great guy, and great person. Get to know him:).
Everyone that knows a Spencer:"Spencer :) is amazing."
by hisbestfriendd:) July 6, 2010
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When a girl wants to fuck but you just makeout with her for 3 hours instead.
I did The Spencer again last night dude....
by hoetoe June 25, 2018
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A Spencer is the kinda friend that isn't once in a lifetime. It's a lifecycle kinda love. He's the kinda guy who spends lifetimes working off a debt he knows was paid in the last life. Spencer will listen to story after story about the trama in your life everylife. He has the power to make you laugh amongst the tears. Friend of nature and guns Believes you even if he thinks you're crazy. (Maybe into crazy girls) Spencer is the kinda guy who leads armysand saves the girl even if he doesn't get her or want her. He is just a good fellow like that. His video game is more important than your day. He'll get to you after he fucks shit up. Spencer is the kinda boy that will hide you in his room so you don't have to go home. Just to hold you and say it'll be okay. He has a bigger heart than any of his friends and that's why the guys keep their good girls away. His eyes are like pools of understanding and wisdom. If you find a Spencer the Spencer keep him safe. Feed his ego and love like him like he's a Potbelly Pig cuz he can back it up like Beyonce. Smart enough to say he loves you when he does but will be to dumb to dip when things hit a fan. Spencer is courageous and Intellectually superior if you pay enough attention. I hope everyone gets the chance to know at least one once. It is always a privilege everytime in everylife I've known him. Good always outweighs the bad.
Spencer he gets dencer Nuggage than the federal government man.
by Lilith1234 August 13, 2019
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