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Spectrum Surfer 

Someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. Generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. Is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. Someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. Spectrum refers to the Autism spectrum.
what's with that email, the client is not going to be happy, bloody spectrum surfer.

spectrum surfer 

Someone who is highly intelligent in their own field but has the emotional intelligence and political correctness of a slug. In their own mind they are always right and have no feelings filter when dealing with others. Spectrum refers to the autism spectrum and while not medically defined as being on the spectrum is bloody close based on their mannerisms.
Did you see that email. He was right but now I'm going to have to deal with all the HR complaints. Bloody spectrum surfer.

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) 

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.
Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

Law of the Spectrum of Sciences

The principle that scientific status exists on a spectrum—fields aren't simply "science" or "not science" but occupy different positions on a continuum from "hard science" (physics, chemistry) through "soft science" (psychology, sociology) to "borderline science" (some forms of economics) to "not really science" (theology, astrology). This law acknowledges that the boundaries between science and non-science are fuzzy, that fields can move along the spectrum over time, and that the question isn't "is it science?" but "where on the scientific spectrum does it fall?" The law of the spectrum of sciences goes hand in hand with the theory of the same name, providing the meta-framework for understanding why some departments get more funding than others and why physicists look down on sociologists (they're just farther along the spectrum, or think they are).
Example: "He declared that psychology wasn't a real science. She invoked the law of the spectrum of sciences: 'It's not that psychology isn't science; it's that it's on a different part of the spectrum than physics. Different methods, different objects of study, different standards. The spectrum includes both. Your binary thinking is the problem.' He said physics was still better. She said that wasn't the question."

Theory of the Spectrum of Sciences

The comprehensive framework proposing that all fields of inquiry exist on a multidimensional spectrum defined by axes including: mathematical rigor, experimental control, predictive power, reproducibility, and objectivity. This theory explains why mathematics is at one end (maximal rigor, minimal empirical content) and literary criticism at the other (minimal rigor, maximal interpretation), with everything else distributed in between. The theory of the spectrum of sciences acknowledges that "science" isn't a binary category but a region of spectral space, with fuzzy boundaries, contested territories, and ongoing border disputes. It's the theory that makes peace between warring departments by saying, "You're all on the spectrum—just different parts of it."
Example: "She used the theory of the spectrum of sciences to calm a faculty meeting where physics and sociology were fighting over funding. 'You're both on the spectrum,' she said. 'Physics is high on the mathematical-rigor axis; sociology is high on the real-world-relevance axis. Different coordinates, same spectral space. Can we share?' They couldn't, but at least they understood why they were fighting."

Theory of the Spectrum of Science

A framework for understanding scientific positions as existing on multiple continuous spectra rather than discrete categories. Theory of the Spectrum of Science maps the space of possible scientific views across dimensions: pure-applied, hard-soft, quantitative-qualitative, reductionist-holistic, and many others. Each dimension is a spectrum, not a binary; positions are coordinates in multidimensional space, not labels. This theory reveals that debates about science often confuse different dimensions, that sciences are richer than simple labels suggest, and that understanding requires mapping, not naming.
Theory of the Spectrum of Science "You call physics 'hard science' and sociology 'soft.' Theory of the Spectrum of Science asks: hard and soft on which axes? Quantification? Prediction? Consensus? Each science has coordinates in multidimensional space. 'Hard' and 'soft' are too simple; the spectrum reveals the richness. Physics is hard on some axes, softer on others. Sociology is soft on some, harder on others. The spectrum shows what simple labels hide."