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Speckled moon 

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
Speckled moon by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Smeckledorfed 

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!
Smeckledorfed by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019

smeckledorf 

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.
I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.
smeckledorf by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

Smeckledorfed 

Being Tricked By A Fake Health Inspector Who Wants Free Food.
We Have Been Smeckledorfed
Smeckledorfed by AnthonyLilLudes September 4, 2020

cincinnati spackler

cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face
i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler
cincinnati spackler by mypssy August 11, 2010

Smeckledorfed 

Verb: The feeling that you get when you watch Superbowl halftime show and they play Sweet Victory for 5 seconds and switch to Travis Scott.
The NFL just Smeckledorfed us.
Smeckledorfed by usparrow1 February 3, 2019