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special bean 

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)
Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean
special bean by BoardCard December 16, 2018
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Juanita's Special Bean Dip

To engage in intercourse in someones rectum, then vagina, then mouth without even so much as a rinse.
She said she wanted to try something new so i let her have Juanita's Special Bean Dip.

The Juanita Special Bean Dip 

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.
I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

juanitas special bean dip

Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in so they can taste the rainbow.
While i was doing Mary doggy style, i totally gave her a taste of juanitas special bean dip!

Mr.Bean Special 

The asexual act of putting raw oysters inside of a woman's Vagina. The Oysters are left inside over night. Tapeing the vaginal lips is often neccesary to ensure that the oysters stay put. Once the woman wakes up, her sexual partner eats all of the oysters out using nothing but his mouth.
Jonathan: How was your honeymoon?

Lenny: Most of it was good, but flaura made me give her a Mr.Bean special, so I was sick for the remainder of the honeymoon.
Jonathan: That's sick.
Mr.Bean Special by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014

specialbench 

Someone who is doing a special job, but has the worst and smallest part.
Joey bragged about working at the hospital, but he was just specialbenched.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026