special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018

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Juanita's Special Bean Dip

To engage in intercourse in someones rectum, then vagina, then mouth without even so much as a rinse.

She said she wanted to try something new so i let her have Juanita's Special Bean Dip.

by chefbrandon October 13, 2005

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While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

by saladhaha July 27, 2010

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juanitas special bean dip

Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in so they can taste the rainbow.

While i was doing Mary doggy style, i totally gave her a taste of juanitas special bean dip!

by DACIII August 1, 2007

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Mr.Bean Special

The asexual act of putting raw oysters inside of a woman's Vagina. The Oysters are left inside over night. Tapeing the vaginal lips is often neccesary to ensure that the oysters stay put. Once the woman wakes up, her sexual partner eats all of the oysters out using nothing but his mouth.

Jonathan: How was your honeymoon?

Lenny: Most of it was good, but flaura made me give her a Mr.Bean special, so I was sick for the remainder of the honeymoon.
Jonathan: That's sick.

by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014

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