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Speaking Moistly 

1. Spreading COVID-19 droplets like a machine gun.
2. Talking while drooling/salivating
“It prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them” - Trudeau

Speaking Moistly 

To spit on others when not wearing a mask.
Wearing a mask prevents you from speaking moistly.
Speaking Moistly by CaFrapMo April 18, 2020

speaking moistly 

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.
Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

speaking moistly 

If people want to wear masks, that is OK, it protects others more than it protects you because it prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them

speaking moistly 

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that asmr was weird he was speaking moistly
speaking moistly by pee wee pee pee September 9, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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