Spark puke

Unflattering name for an arrogant electrian.

Those spark pukes really think they're something.

by Horse cock 77 May 6, 2022

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Spark Plugging

When you spend time with friends that ignite the spark in you and you ignite the spark in them.

The best conversations are the ones when we’re spark plugging together !

by MBM2020 June 3, 2022

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A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.

"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"

"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"

by LordBuns August 30, 2017

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Margy Sparks

Evil teacher with no heart and just camel toe.

Margy Sparks is a walking camel toe.

by America Tipton February 12, 2018

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Tossing the Spark Plug

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.

"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"

by Trevor Wolfe July 8, 2019

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