spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 8, 2014

spank yer monkey

to give oneself manual gratification.
i.e to masturbate

bob got turned down so much last night he went home and we yelled Bob go spank yer monkey

by i.p freely January 2, 2006

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole October 16, 2007

To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

by John153637 July 26, 2006

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots April 15, 2016

Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.

Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.

by Willey P September 9, 2007

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

by NickCosmoSonde August 9, 2008