spam fucked 

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.

I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.

spam fucked by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

Slamfucked 

Used to describe a state of complete chaos within a restaurant, usually because of a massive dinner rush, holiday, or lack of staff.

Can you get me an extra side of ranch dressing?

Fuck you, this place is slamfucked.

Slamfucked by OfficeBoi July 23, 2009