space monkey

- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?

- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?

- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!

- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.

We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.

What did they do with it?

They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.

What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?

All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.

I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.

What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?

They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.

Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.

You mean space age monkies right?

Yeah.

Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021

space monkey

a commonly played choking contest. first one to passout looses.

hey man, lets play space monkey

by flyatheart February 12, 2008

space monkey

Someone who is impossable to communicate with when they are under the influence (Taken from the chimpanzees used in the early days of teh space program who were impossable to communicate with when they were in orbit).

Jerry's gone space monkey on us. Three tequilas and he's in his own orbit!

by unidyne July 25, 2004

space monkey

1. a sexual position where not many body parts touch the ground
2. a monkey in space.

1.if u put ur 2 main fingers on both hands together u'll get the idea.

by caidian March 05, 2005

space monkey

Danny has bananahands and moonboots. Therefore, Danny must be a space monkey.

"Oh man, Danny is such a space monkey."

by vo March 15, 2005

space monkey

Some goofy looking kid who never answers back when you're talking to him.

Always in some zone where the air must be thin. Reminds you of that russian space chimp when you look at him.

This place is just full of space monkeys.. They're blowing my zone. Lets bag it and be-gone.

by Dr.Robert June 07, 2005

space monkey

A person who has an extremely odd cocktail of personality traits, is extremely dumb, wears crocs on all occasions and has one single comeback for everything, "your mom".
A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.

1. Joshi is the space monkey of our group.
2. Behold! Here come the space monkey!

by Kthanxbai January 11, 2015