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Space Heater

An electrical device that basically gives off heat. Mechanical fire. Invaluable in the Mid-West and North. Out of stock 24/7 at Home Depot. Highly addictive once you sit down next to it. The reason I get out of bed from November to January.
Damn it, my space heater broke again.
That old piece of shit? You should go over to Heather's. Her's is an 8 by 12.
Space Heater by GRadha December 9, 2008
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space heater

1. (noun) an electrical device that is used to heat one's home. Could also be pawned, along with a bike, by a drunk Indian named Jonas so that he is able to pay his friend the 50 dollars that he owes him.
Jonas: (in drunken slur) I’ll need you to spot me like 50, we go out. I’m going to pawn a couple space heaters and a bike tomorrow… so I’ll pay you back.
space heater by tifalicious January 29, 2009

space heater

A nickname for Jacob Black, a fictional character in the Twilight series books by Stephenie Meyer. Often used to contrast Jacob Black from Edward Cullen (air conditioner**), who is another boy in the Twilight series.

*Jacob is a werewolf, causing his skin to be blistering hot, like a space heater.

**Edward is a vampire, causing his skin to become ice-cold, like an air conditioner.
"Are you for an air conditioner (Team Edward) or a space heater (Team Jacob)?"
space heater by Hana Tolentino October 25, 2008

Space Heater

n. An obese man or woman

Referring to how an incredibly fat and sweaty person can instantly turn any room into a sauna with their overwhelming blubbery body heat
"Man I gotta go outside, space heater over here has this room at sweltering temperature."
Space Heater by Big Judge February 8, 2009

space heater

"Back off dude! I know all you want is to git up in my space heater and I ain't having it!"
space heater by OhH41 January 1, 2012

Harlem space heater

A gal of girth whom you take home and have relations with when you are to poor to afford heat during those cold, lonely winter months.
Damn, it's freezing! I better call my Harlem space heater and dip my wick in that shit before I get frostbite.

Personal Space-Heater

The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.
ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"
Personal Space-Heater by InMeteor September 19, 2009