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sozzling

Drinking heavily with members of your family.
1. I'm going to St.Louis this weekend and my sister and I are going to be sozzling.
2. Dude, at my mom's birthday party we were sozzling so hard.
by James Blizzunt November 8, 2007
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sizzling hot tamale

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
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beyond sizzling

A girl or guy that's way more than a 10. Just amazingly hot.
John: yo, you know that girl Marie?
Bob: hell yeah bro shes beyond sizzling!
by HSB92 June 26, 2008
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sizzling

when you pick up a hot guy in a bar, your sizzling HOT!
i was hot and sizzling last night!
by Daniel p December 2, 2003
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sizzling

A substance of unknown origin that tends to bubble and spit uncontrollably at things in its vicinity. See also: wordHot Sizzling Jazword.
OMG! That's some sick sizzlin' shit u got there m8!
by skabbmannen October 3, 2003
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sizzling sausage

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage
by teehee77 June 25, 2009
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sizzling mary

When a male blows a wad of jism all over the females vagina, then takes a piece of chesse and rubs all the jism off (I perfer kraft singles and also i like when the vagina is extra sweaty) then after the piece of cheese is covered in cum and vagina stank the female eats the chesse, this can also be perform on the females bosoms.
i gave the fattest girl a sizzling mary last night
by iwantabs July 16, 2006
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