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A type of software that was built with use of unnecessary and piled up technologies that will impact on its performance and size. Typically the soyware is the reason why your new cool laptop gets hot with a simple tasks.
The reason is the soydevs doesn't want to really learn programming, electron-based notepads still give them dollars.
"Why the fuck this calculator app takes 6GB RAM to sum 2+2?"
"Soyware, son."
Soyware by gigachaddev August 29, 2021
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Chinese version of spyware. Covers your computer in soy sauce when you're least expecting it.
"Don't download that, that's soyware - you'll never get the smell out."
soyware by Zogger November 9, 2005

Soywhistle 

A dogwhistle for Soyboys. Usually indicating that a piece of media will not mentally or emotionally challenge them in any way.
Every game in E3 said it was a "pixel art roguelike", that's such a soywhistle.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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