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southern fairy

A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys. The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.

Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk. Such as the inability to talk about their feelings with others and to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.
I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.
southern fairy by Ronnie121 June 28, 2007
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southern fairy

Term of abuse for anyone who is from the south of england
i cant stand these blimin southern fairies

ay, i'd have to agree with yer on that one, i just 'ate these southern fairies
southern fairy by Mozzie November 13, 2003

Southern Fairy

a term used by smelly northern monkeys to describe people from the south of england. the idea of northerners degrading southerners is void, as they all come down to london looking for jobs when they are sick of working "in t'mine f'pittance"
"fookin' southern fairy"
"shut up u northern monkey"
Southern Fairy by killersdontdie December 22, 2008

southern fairy

1) wusses from down south
2) people who eat fried chicken
3) people who think northerners are nice (!)
4) upside down xmas decoration
that fookin' frank, he's such a fookin' southern fairy
southern fairy by third place April 24, 2003

southern fairy

A person who is of outstanding moral and social character!(a derogatory term used by northerners, which is totally untrue)
southern fairy by Mark Harnett February 2, 2004

southern fairy

derogatory term often used by dull witted northern monkeys to describe southerners who they claim are soft shandy drinkers who have "fancy" hairstyles and clothes when in actual fact southerners simply care about their appearance and can drink northerners to the floor
he can afford good clothes what a southern fairy
southern fairy by josh14 August 25, 2006

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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