liquid with cut up vegetables, meat, herbs, or nothing at all floating around inside of it; a microcosm of the sea
L: i found a scubadiver in my soup....
S: what did you do?
L: I ate him
by lila & set December 30, 2004
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Verb. The act of souping. To soup. The act of doing something extremely terrible to someone and then trying to make everything better by making them a delicious bowl of soup.
Girl: When are you gonna make me soup?
Guy: Whenever you get raped!
Girl: Seriously?
Guy: Only if I can be the rapee
Girl: So youre gonna rape me and make me soup?
Guy: I can dig it!
by TRLiedo November 27, 2010
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slang for sex; characterized by very voluptuous, gratifying, juicy, sometimes freaky sex.
I got me some soup from my biznatch last night.
by Kat November 20, 2004
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liquid that comes out of cows when they are on their period
Man 1:woah that cow is about to soup!
Man 2: time of the month man!
by dablackmanjenkins October 8, 2011
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1.) a liquid-based food usually with noodles or vegetables, and usually served warm or hot.
2.) a dumb buttplug on this site who says a lot of stupid crap about the President, Arnold (The Governator), and various other people, places, and things. In addition, he is extremely immoral and the topics he picks to define on this site are disgusting. (OBSERVE BELOW, YOU SHALL SEE.)
1.) Campbell's Soup....mmm mmm good!
2.) Actual definitions by "soup":

-(Definition of Arnold Schwarzenegger:) The antithesis of democratic values;
an election that is a set up or is a joke.
See George Bush
Gonzalez, Lima, Peru:
"Are you going to vote in the election?"
Freddo, Lima, Peru:
"No way man the candidates are all Arnold Schwarzenegger's"
Source: soup, Jan 23, 2004

-(Definition of George Bush:) Just another stupid conservative male running anouther stupid conservative country
Just another reason why America represents so much that is wrong with the world
An excellent answer to an essay titled:
"what was the main problem the world faced in the beginning of the 21st century?"
Source: soup, Jan 23, 2004

-Memphis is a city in southwestern Tennessee. It has a high crime rate, high car theft rate, and lots of morons. The last one is actually the worse, however. The local hip-hop scene is overrun with monotony and redundancy. The city council is ran by a bunch of know nothing monkeys, and a lot people here are stuck in the past. They are pratically against progression. Hell, some even protested the Grizzlies, failing to realize that the team would rake major income. Welcome to Moronephis.
"What's better than Memphis? Anything."
Source: Soup, May 20, 2004

(NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME OF THE DISGUSTING THINGS HE WROTE?)
-(Definition of Catalin:) East European homosexual pride dance. Known for double anal penetration.
When I kicked him, my foot went clear to the ankle in his ass, he must have been a Cataliner.
Source: Soup, Apr 3, 2003

-(Definition of Monkey Grip:) The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle
Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!
Source: Soup, Apr 3, 2003
by Your Mom December 8, 2004
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Something gullible people eat with a fork
Me: say fort 3 times
gullible person: fort fort fort
Me: now spell it 3 times
gullible person: f o r t f o r t f o r t
Me: What do you eat soup with?
gullible person: a fork
Me: really cuz I eat it with a spoon
by Dubiks March 5, 2019
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That boy delivers the soup thick and hot!
by kitten March 9, 2005
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