Sometimes Always 

Sometimes always is a phrase used do describe how often somethings occurs. It’s more commonly used with people of the 21st century and adults will say ‘that’s not the correct way of speaking you can’t ‘sometimes always’ it’s sometimes or always but you actually can.

Sally sits on the bus with Sam

Sam: Hi are you new?
Sally: No, I sometimes always catch the bus
Sam: Oh, makes sense

So sally would sometimes catch the bus and sometimes could be July to December but during those months she is always on the bus

Sometimes Always by Emma. January 4, 2023

sometimes always 

A term that is used only by the most prestigious of moronic and insolent percentage of the world population. Averaging out to about 0.01%. The statement in itself contradicts itself as where an event can not both "sometimes" (as in not definite) and "always" (as in definite) happen at the same time. Any use of this phrase should end in immediate annihilation of the individual.

Bro, that sometimes always happens

sometimes always by Moar Chins Please October 15, 2017

always sometimes 

Certain to be occasional.

My dog always sometimes has an accident in the house.

always sometimes by Alys D. Millionaire July 2, 2016

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"Hmm, One of the two epochs four five six seven eight nine min'clock noon ot tne viz Ilme counting nths NVE sometimes leet sixties AMI always? That's what someone is trying to communicate when they say 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧?"

One of the two epochs four five six seven eight nine min'clock noon ot tne viz Ilme counting nths NVE sometimes leet sixties AMI always by pickleman_5000 March 29, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019