soggy doggy

What your hard on becomes after seeing a less than
appealing girl.

"My blind date was so skinny she gave me a soggy doggy when she got naked."

by Turkeyspam November 01, 2007

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Soggy Doggy

When you're hitting it from behind and she squirts on your pubes, so that you have to shake it off like a wet dog.

I fucked her so hard that she gave me a Soggy Doggy

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Giving a girl such a violent facial after oral sex that she will need a seeing eye dog to find a towel.

Dude, that girl doesn't know it yet, but she is running the risk of getting a vicious soggy doggy!

by Dirk Squrejaw October 19, 2011

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Dude i gave her the soggy doggy last night

by Urine sample June 01, 2020

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When you are having doggy-style sex, but the guy has trouble maintaining an erection.

Girl #1: So how was he??
Girl #2: It was good and all, but he was a major soggy doggy, so we had to switch to a sexier position.

by Bobsaget0221 December 18, 2017

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When you grab a long ass towel and drench it in the toilet, wrap in up, and slap someone in the back really fucking hard

Jack:* Puts towel in the toilet and wraps it up*
Timothy: Fuck Jack dont hit me with the soggy doggy

by nutterinherbutter February 12, 2021

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When you cum in a person's hair and they have to shake it out on whoever came on them

Out had to take a shower from doing the Soggy Doggy.

by Ross_14985 March 14, 2018

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