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San Diego Soft Serve 

The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.
Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.
San Diego Soft Serve by Rino1abc December 14, 2018

soft serve turd 

That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.
I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!
soft serve turd by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Sandusky Soft-Serve 

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.
Jimmy hated Miss.Bojingles, so he decided to leave her with a Sandusky Soft-Serve as a parting gift.
Sandusky Soft-Serve by Willsyss October 13, 2006

Soft Serve

The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.
The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.
Soft Serve by Jimmy James P October 31, 2008

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

SouthCoast Soft Serve 

It's when a bunch of Hispanic or Latino gang members from the South Coast shit in a pan or bowl, put a cherry on it, and make a white guy eat it. The name relates to the fact that there are lots of soft serve ice cream shops on the southcoast - Since most shit tends to be soft, the bowl of feces is meant to look like a chocolate ice cream sundae with a cherry on top. Whatever guy is beatdown, pawned or owned, then gets it "served" to them as the Coup De Grace. Made famous in the city of New Bedford, MA.
Seamus was disrespecting the crew, so we gave him a helping of SouthCoast Soft Serve, and now he doesn't talk shit anymore!
SouthCoast Soft Serve by Southie42 September 25, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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