soft j
soft j by AngelGodweed December 1, 2013
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Soft J
A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.
Soft J by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020
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soft j • Soft Jerk • Soft Job • _soft_jisoo_ • soft jacking • soft jacob • soft jam • Soft James • soft jew • Soft jewelry
soft jacking
To masturbate a guy while his penis is soft until he ejaculates. (This can take a very long time and often means that he doesn't like you very much.)
Kim just kept tugging at my dick. She just kept soft jacking me until I came. That chick sure is ugly but she can soft jack like a pro!
soft jacking by Sam Giberson September 22, 2007
soft jonathan
Sexual Act:
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
soft jonathan by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011
Soft Jimmy
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
Soft Jimmy by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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