soft a 

Saying "Nigga" instead of "Nigger". Term of endearment because of the use of the "Soft A" rather than use of the "[Hard

Innovated by: Courtney Flanagan (Belvidere, IL)

Example 1: Bro, it's cool. He used the "Soft A".

Example 2: Whoa there broski! You gotta use the "Soft A!" Not the "Hard R."

soft a by Pierre Tuinei11 March 2, 2014

A hard head makes a soft ass 

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.

Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

A hard head makes a soft ass by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011

as soft as a she-mouse's belly 

An expression meaning very soft and tender to caress and feel.

The fabric of Stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly.

as soft as a she-mouse's belly by llanellirog September 18, 2005

Soft as a pensioner's turd 

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

Soft as a pensioner's turd by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

Soft as a jelly donut 

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

Soft as a jelly donut by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick 

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick by FuzzyDunl0p February 1, 2021

between a pillow and a soft place

Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.

Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!

Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.

between a pillow and a soft place by snowscape January 10, 2011