socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

by WelshDan March 23, 2017

Socks with sandals

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.

Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

socks and sandals

The gangster way for wearing sandels. The only time you will catch a gangster wearing sandels is if its summer time and they are wearing some crispy (white) socks with some adidas or jordan or nike sandels. Shit is too GANGSTA. Old people think its gay but anybody who knows fashion knows is G as a mothafucka.

During the summer I rock nottin but socks and sandals my nigga.

by J-lizzle July 3, 2005

socks and sandals

A footwear combination worn only by the fashion-challenged.

If it's hot enough for sandals, it's too hot to wear socks.

If it's cold enough to wear socks, it's too cold for sandals.

by memuir August 19, 2004

socks and sandals

A terrible fashion choice. A BIG faux paux. I mean it's either too cold for sandals or too hot for sandals NEVER both, i mean REALLY.

Girl 1: Did u see Harold with socks and sandals?
Girl 2: Ughh yes, summers over winters over don't mix the two!

by Jellala April 9, 2012

Socks and sandals

Lame ass way to get attention

You trying to get laid wearing the socks and sandals?

by anonymous July 10, 2021

Socks and Sandals

A Jewish cultural phenomenom in which the Jewish man or woman wears socks with their sandals.

Did you see that Jew?
Yeah, he was wearing socks and sandals

by Kuggy August 14, 2007