sock shit

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again

by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017

shit socks

Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them

Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.

by mexnfx September 6, 2011

Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming and when this could precede the statement.

They look like they would benefit from a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit.

Would you like a slap round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.

by baabaam May 13, 2022

Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming. Used in jest between buddies or to denote ones appearance.

It made me feel like I'd been slapped round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit!

Would you like a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit....

They look like they've been slapped round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.

by baabaam May 13, 2022

shit socked

getting hit with a sock filled with shit

At boot camp I got shit socked.

by barrowass October 24, 2009

Alabama shit sock

When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.

person 1: what you do last night

person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock

person 1: atta boy

by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017