sock shit
Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing
sock shit by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017
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Alabama shit sock
When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
Alabama shit sock by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
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Hot Sock of Shit
A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming and when this could precede the statement.
They look like they would benefit from a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit.
Would you like a slap round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.
Would you like a slap round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.
Hot Sock of Shit by baabaam May 13, 2022
Hot Sock of Shit
A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming. Used in jest between buddies or to denote ones appearance.
It made me feel like I'd been slapped round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit!
Would you like a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit....
They look like they've been slapped round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.
Would you like a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit....
They look like they've been slapped round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.
Hot Sock of Shit by baabaam May 13, 2022
Shit Sock
A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Shit Sock by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
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Shit sock by PossumDundee July 11, 2023
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