1. What do you call someone wearing a
head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a
head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "
yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "
yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"