Sock-head

A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head

Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"

Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"

by honeysuckles September 30, 2009

sock head

A person who has a weak chin or a fat neck so their profile looks like one of someone with a sock dragged over their head.

'man that girls got a fat neck!'
'yeah she's a right sock head'

by Joseph Croot February 21, 2008

Sock head

A “sock head” is someone who wears a beanie very often, it’s rare to see them without a beanie.

Guy #1: What’s up with Michael and that stupid beanie?

Guy #2: C’mon man, you know he’s a sock head.

by Aple.pi3 February 1, 2021

sock head

a girl who wears a sock over there ponytail. its a look. i guess.

wow look at that sock head

by charley May 16, 2004

sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

head sock

An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.

1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?

Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.

2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"

by itseggtime January 21, 2021

sockhead

When your girl pulls a nylon stocking down over her head and sucks your dick. The feel of her nylon lips and wet silky tongue against your shaft is such a rush. It also catches most of the spooge so she can choose to eat it or wear it.

Man: Its my birthday an I just got one wish...

Woman: Whats that babe...

Man: I want you to give me sockhead tonight!

Woman: Just let me bust out my pantyhose...

by Sockheadlover April 26, 2011