Sock Day 

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."

Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.

Sock Day by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021

Snow Sock Day 

A celebration of snow socks starting up in 2012. It's not technically one day because January is snow sock month, and every Friday of January is snow sock day. So it's just a joyous month. However, wearing snow socks on each Friday is where the uttermost celebration is seen. Snow socks are any socks that one wears to skiing or snowboarding (usually made of wool). Winter-themed and fuzzy socks are commonly acceptable. One of the best underground holidays by far. Originated at Centennial High School.

"Hey man, I can't wait for Snow Sock Day!" - Cool Person 1

"Damn, I know, it's so joyful and fun!" - Cool Pesron 2

Snow Sock Day by snowsockday January 10, 2012

National Cum Sock Day 

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year

Happy National Cum Sock Day.

National Cum Sock Day by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019

No Sock Day 

May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.

Give those toes of yours a breath of fresh air on No Sock Day!

No Sock Day by Pandabear8675309 May 10, 2012

brown sock day 

a day in which its so hot that you sweat so much it drips down your asscrack and onto your clean white socks, which in turn become brown

man 1: its too hot to work today
man 2: ya its definately a brown sock day

brown sock day by ribman January 4, 2007

National give a guy your left sock day 

It is on December 3rd it’s when you give a guy your left sock that you are wearing

On National give a guy your left sock day you you give a guy your left sock

National give a guy your left sock day by Smoothking October 20, 2020

National smell your friends poop sock day 

April 8, where you smell your friends poop sock.

Friend 1 “Dude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”

National smell your friends poop sock day by SussierTick April 8, 2022