Sock Baby

The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.

"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".

Sock Baby by Gil-Dawg August 17, 2008

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tube sock baby

A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.

Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.

tube sock baby by the sniper September 14, 2008

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Related Words

tube sock baby • baby sock • sockbaby • sock • sock puppets • sock monkey • sock fucker • sock head • sock it to me! • Sock rule

baby sock

a tiny penis

Damn! You got a baby sock.

baby sock by Anonymous June 3, 2003

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Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

Baby Sock by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

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sockbaby

n: an infant version of the sock people; usually taken care of by honkies

That sockbaby... is a sockbaby Jesus. Sock Savior to the Sock people, and I've come.. TO TAKE IT!

-Davis, alien

sockbaby by MTSkull February 22, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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