Soares

a woman whose chintastic and can knock a row of children down with one simple turn of the head. As you glance to the back of this chinpolsive woman you can see her enormous badonkadonk.

Child: Uhm miss, can you tell me where the restroom is?
Soares: (turns around with huge chin)
Child: (knocks child down cold)
Soares: Im so sorry are you...
Child: (runs away and screams) Stop being such a Soares!!!!

by The Moobs March 3, 2008

Kevin Soares

Widely known around the Rhode Island-Massachusetts area. He is known for his fashion statements and epically messed up hair, which he achieves by manipulating the product Big Sexy Hair. He is followed everywhere by an ever-changing band of groupies.

Sean:Seein' Kevin Soares is like seein' a celeb!
Jesus: Eshhhhh! yes, my son, it is.

by kitttykat July 6, 2009

Tyler Soares

Souless Ginger.

Tyler Soares is a souless ginger.

by SoulessGinger July 9, 2010

João Soares

A good guy which sometimes is a bit mysterious creep. However, he can also be a true fat ass bitch. He eats Bia everyday and is as dumb as hell! Most of the people that know him, hate him because he is an ass hole. Including me.

Hey, did you se joão soares? I so want do hit that bitch!

Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!

João soares loves to suck

by Jubicley April 22, 2019

the soares

The stretching of young innocent assholes by a larger much older male.

The young girl looked at me and I gave her the Soares. Hey she was asking for it. She was coming on to mel

by DJHAZZYHAZ July 28, 2009

Sophia Soares

Sophia Soares is weirdly attracted to a boy named John Markowski. She is funny, a little crazy, athletic and all around a very nice person. (John Markowski is super hot, no homo.) She's also very cute ;)

Sophia Soares says to her friends "I love John Markowski, hes sooo hot. I pretend my toy flamingo is him sometimes"

by J0nnyB01 June 30, 2021

k-soares

A large lump usually forming on the bottom curvature of the testicles.

Kevin was so excited when Notre Dame scored a touchdown that he leapt up into the air, hovering above the couch, then landed hard on one of his own huge testicles resulting in a massive k-soares.

by Ted Banana January 19, 2008