snorkel

verb.-to put something up the anal or vaginal cavity that does not belong naturally. If you don't indicate what with it is understood to be a dildo.

I am about to snorkel your ass with a baseball bat.
or
I snorkled your mom last night

by markdavidoff January 25, 2005

snorkel

while recieving a blowjob; before busting a nut, you cover her mouth so she has to breath from her nose and jizz in her nostrals, thus creating a snorkel effect

Dude!!! I gave that whore a snorkel last night!!! Yeah!!!

by chazz!!chazz!!chazz!! May 4, 2007

snorkel

To take one's own flacid penis and stretch through one's own legs and put it in one's own anus.

I was bored at the family reunion so I stuck my own dick in my own ass and went snorkeling

by Andrew Ritchie August 24, 2005

Snorkeling

When a guy is getting his ass eaten out and the eater reaches between his legs and pulls his dick backwards to suck on it.

My old lady was eating my ass last night and then started snorkeling my cock too!

by Marsha Buscemi June 7, 2015

snorkel

After you cum in either your boyfriend or girlfriends ass, then shove a snorkel up their ass and make them shit out your cum and shit into your snorkel mask.

I'm gona see if she wants to snorkel me.

by DirtyMedic February 14, 2014

Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

sneaky snorkel

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"

She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.

by rassoodock September 7, 2009