the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats
did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.
by x2f101011 October 08, 2010
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A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.
You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.
by hotwings25 May 08, 2013
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When your partner gives a blowjob like a Tasmanian Devil that when you blow your load it comes out of her nose, causing them to make a snork sound and looks like dripping milk.
Your mom was at it so hard last night she Tasmanian Milk Snorked all over me. Hot.
by Alleycat26 June 30, 2019
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A man who enjoy performing oral under water.
OMG, i was taking a bath last night and my boyfriend jumped in with me and started eating me out. He's a total snork.
by th3_dude March 17, 2012
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When a person starts to snore all dorky.

A person that snorks.

Humorous snoring.
"As soon as Jamie fell asleep she started to snork." "Jaime snorked so dorky that she woke herself up."
by JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmid February 22, 2020
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An insult to use towards someone who has done literally anything from breathing to bending over twice and sucking a bald eagles dick screaming “BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!”
Thing 1-“that damn cat keeps sucking off that eagle
Thing 2-“what a snork
by theeaglesucker April 11, 2019
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verb: snork, snorked, snorking, snorkage
noun: snork, snorkage

When you and another lad grab each other by the elbow joint (420), then proceed to run up behind an unsuspecting individual, and with your conjoined arms impact their ankles, thus flipping them onto their back. This is usually proceeded with the phrase, "You have just been snorked".
"Damo and Keith snorked Karen on the weekend."

"Riley felt that there was some snorkage to perform in the room."
by Diley Harlor April 11, 2019
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