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Snowshits 

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.
" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."
Snowshits by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015
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When a cat lightly touches you with its nose as an affectionate gesture. (a cats loving kiss)
My cat gave me a snoosh with its nose.
snoosh by Christine Hauser May 17, 2008

snowshit 

A snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy accumulation, as well as massive ice patches. So named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry shit on your city.
1. "No way I'm going to lab! It's snowshitting like all hell out there!"

2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."
snowshit by MiddleCase March 3, 2011
Any black woman who prefers the company of white males
"look at keldra she's with james and richard "

"yh she realy is a Snowshark"
"fo dizzle"
Snowshark by readybreck August 27, 2009

mud snowshoe 

Using semen as a lubricant for inserting a foot into a rectum.
I'm gonna mud snowshoe the SHIT outta this chick...
mud snowshoe by Big Rubber April 2, 2016

Youngstown snowshovel 

When after sex, you ejaculate on the chin of the woman and scoop your semen into her mouth with your penis.
"She didn't want me to cum in her, so I gave her the youngstown snowshovel."