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Sneaky drunk 

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.
Sneaky drunk by Schwhitey November 26, 2020
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Sneaky drunk 

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze
Sneaky drunk by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

sneak-drink 

To consume a beverage in a sneak-like fashion. The art of sneak-drinking is one that is difficult to perfect, but has a remarkable amount of payoff. There are numerous situations in life where normal drinking is strictly prohibited—in these common dilemmas, sneak-drinking will assist one in obtaining the necessary amount of liquid he or she needs in order to continuely perform everyday activities in an efficient manner.
Frank: "I'm totally going to sneak-drink this water."
Christina: "What? 'Sneak-drink?'
Frank: "Yes. I am going to drink it. Sneakily."
sneak-drink by Francis Tumerelli October 6, 2009