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sneaky bastard

Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.
Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.

Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.

John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
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sneaky bastard

when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over
"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"
sneaky bastard by superphatgurl March 21, 2010

Sneaky bastard

before you finger a girl go to the bathroom then get jizz on your finger then finger the girl.
Dude i gave that girl a sneaky bastard last night
Sneaky bastard by volcomkidd March 22, 2009

sneaky bastard

A guy who cheats quietly on his girlfriend behind her back and doesn't want be embarassed later, cause wants to get benefits on her.

* Someone who cheats on someone behind his/her back.
She loved and trusted him totally but that selfishness sneaky bastard cheated on her behind her back with other girls.
sneaky bastard by lick me now January 26, 2009

sneaky lil bastard 

A phrase used to express the sneakiness of a bastard
That sneaky lil bastard is back
sneaky lil bastard by Bodapoonboi December 26, 2016

Sneaky little bastard 

1. A insult meaning one who is sneaky and a bastard. The person whom it is describing does not necessarily need to be "little".

2. A term some use to describe small bugs or rodents which invade the home.
1. Ugh. I'm glad that Carson Reynolds, that sneaky little bastard, is gone!

2. I'm gonna kill these sneaky little bastards if it's the last thing I do!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026