snarkpit 

Possibly the greastest website ever made, for mappers and anyone else whoes bothered.

"Did you see that new ultra leet feature of snarkpit.com the other day?"

snarkpit by PurpleMonkey March 29, 2004

snarkity 

Verb: Rude; obnoxious; sarcastic; sleep deprived;

"Geez Suess is being so snarkity today."

snarkity by Dr. Suess July 3, 2008

snarkitude 

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

snarkitude by Nommadd December 13, 2014

snarkjitsu

The martial art of throwing and deflecting snark.

Veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.

son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."

Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."

snarkjitsu by IncreditorElMagnificoTheFirst August 21, 2013