snapchat update 

the stupidest most disappointing and annoying thing known to man kind

Julie-“hey did you hear about the new snapchat update?”
James-“Yeah, it’s literally so stupid.”
Jack-“Yeah, I wish we could have the old snapchat back.” :(((

snapchat update by LoveChipotle157 February 7, 2018

snapchat update 

The new Snapchat update is an abomination to humanity, created and installed by 27 year old Evan Speigal. It was brought to the universe Dec 4, 2017 but continues it’s tragic shit storm all the same into 2018.

“Omg Katarina have you seen the new Snapchat update?”

“No what it is”
“It can suck a fat one tbh”
“Really ally is it that bad?”
“Worse than the fury of a thousand suns”

snapchat update by Triple threads January 11, 2018

New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat

Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*

New Snapchat Update by TheOnlyGardenHose February 13, 2018

The Snapchat Update

The day Snapchat Fucked us all

Back in my day, before the Snapchat Update, Snapchat had equity.

The Snapchat Update by Fucksnapchat February 10, 2018

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020