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snapchat update 

the stupidest most disappointing and annoying thing known to man kind
Julie-“hey did you hear about the new snapchat update?”
James-“Yeah, it’s literally so stupid.”
Jack-“Yeah, I wish we could have the old snapchat back.” :(((
snapchat update by LoveChipotle157 February 7, 2018
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snapchat update 

The new Snapchat update is an abomination to humanity, created and installed by 27 year old Evan Speigal. It was brought to the universe Dec 4, 2017 but continues it’s tragic shit storm all the same into 2018.
“Omg Katarina have you seen the new Snapchat update?”

“No what it is”
“It can suck a fat one tbh
“Really ally is it that bad?”
“Worse than the fury of a thousand suns”
snapchat update by Triple threads January 11, 2018

New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat
Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*

The Snapchat Update

The day Snapchat Fucked us all
Back in my day, before the Snapchat Update, Snapchat had equity.
The Snapchat Update by Fucksnapchat February 10, 2018
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