snake charm

When you repeatedly say, "shhhhh-shh-shhhh" while guiding a woman's head down to your penis.

"Bro, you just have to snake charm that bitch!"

by Jamaican birds nest February 10, 2014

snake charm

To tease a guy into having an erection. To talk sexy with a guy or in a way to give him a boner, generally without touching.

She whispered sweet nothings in his each and was such a snake charmer.

by jamestom September 17, 2006

to snake charm

A sudden gastrointestinal movement that makes one feel discomfort when sitting down, as the contents of the intestines are trying to vacate the premises. The is not viscous like diarrhea but a one solid movement. This is to the point where a bit of the fecal matter has already begun to come out.

To experience a bowel movement that feels like the entire contents of the colon in trying to escape (in a continuous fashion).

To prairie dog it to the extreme.

That was a great meal last night but right now its trying to snake charm me.

Ummmm, will you excuse me for a second. I'm really snake charming right now.

Wow, I'm getting snake charmed right now, I'll be right back.

by Flatcat January 1, 2010

charm the snake

See masturbate

The man pulled off his trousers without warning and began to charm the snake!

by Anonymity Pseudononymous December 29, 2013

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Snake Charming

Verb. The act of oral sex being performed on a flaccid penis through the zipper of the persons pants to the point that the penis becomes fully erect.

There was no time time to waste, so I asked Wendy to begin Snake Charming. She than showed off her skin flute playing skills and then we were able to bang.

Snake Charmers be Snake Charming

by LoveCanal69 April 24, 2015

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008