"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."

That dude is such a smuffer. He hit the blunt four times before passing it.

you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long

They recently came out with a miniature pig that you can keep as a pet, now that is awesome smuff!

nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"

travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."

Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"

"Yea she looked hot but she had a total smuff."

Bro: "she gagged and ran away?!"
You: "yeah because of my smuff"