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A smutfic is a short (or not) piece of writing, almost always fanfiction, that contains nothing but smut.
See also: PWP
Fanfiction writer: "Just a steamy little smutfic for you guys!"
smutfic by lachat August 6, 2006
Words you can keep
An extremely graphic piece of reading material aimed towards lonely or bored people who love to read about fictional characters having sex in any shape or form.

Another way to say explicit fanfiction.
I just read this smutfic about Sonic having a threesome with Tetris cubes. I can't say I was aroused but it passed the time.
smutfic by theKitten June 21, 2014

smufication 

to suffocate and smother someone at the same time.
Dude, that serial killer used smufication on that girl to kill her.
smufication by Skye Johnson February 23, 2008

smufficate

The act of sufficating your partner with your vagina while receiving oral sex. This is usually done while the female is stradling her partner's face while on top of him/her.
*cough* *cough* *wheez* "Honey, can you arch up a bit more, you'll smufficate me if you keep grinding on my face like that!"

"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"
smufficate by Dean the Mean Machine December 9, 2008

smufficated 

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.
Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!
smufficated by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

smutface 

Expressing distaste for someone's appearance, or attitude. Someone who constantly has their nose in some sort of smutty periodical.
"Maureen is a smutface"
smutface by SmutBurger July 11, 2006

Smuticious 

in a way or manner of bitch-assness
Matt smuticiously woke all his roommates up and asked if they wanted to blaze in the bathroom at 6 a.m.
Smuticious by Herb's son December 17, 2008
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