Term made famous back in the 1970's when many gay men flocked to truck stops and highway rest areas to get their daily fill of man gravy. Trucker's Smucker's is jiz left on the cheek or chin after a hastily performed blow job has taken place.
"Hey Trevor, you might want to hit the can and wash your face - looks like you have some Trucker's Smucker's by your left dimple."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.
by FatHungryBitch5000 December 27, 2012
Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.
by Jon Holtkampf October 22, 2014
When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.
bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.
other bro: Oh yeah bro??
bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy
other bro: Oh yeah bro??
bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy
by Robaboooey December 7, 2021
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
Wen the kids are around I don't like to cuss but sometimes this jitts can be an ock smucker ...
Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker
Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker
by Steven bunton May 6, 2021