Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Smucker Fucker

1)when a girl puts peanut butter, on a dudes penis, giving him the longest and hardest bj ever.

2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.

on facebook:
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"

donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"

bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"

Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"

bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"

Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"

Smucker Fucker by Bliz and Donnie October 10, 2011

sucker fucker 

A sucker fucker is someone who sucks up to a girl that they want to fuck

Tom is a sucker fucker to jillian

sucker fucker by RIX02 November 29, 2017

Snucker fucker 

You'll know it when you see it

Don't be a snucker fucker, Mark

Snucker fucker by Gingerlove26 April 24, 2017

Sucker fucker 

When you suck and fuck someone at the same time

Retard

Me: hey babe, want to go do sucker fucker late.
My bf: sure babe.

Sucker fucker by A friendly fag January 26, 2022

Fucker Sucker 

Generally used as an insult to a hoe that gives a lot of blowjobs to men ( generally fuckboys or extremely sexually active men)

Ryan: Mary gave me a blowjob last night

Bart: oh no man you might want to get checked she’s a fucker sucker. She gave me one yesterday

Fucker Sucker by the player69 May 12, 2020

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.

"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat by anonymous July 11, 2004