"my smooch and i are making ice cream sundaes tonight and watching adventure time in bed"
"How's you and your smooch doing?"
"How's you and your smooch doing?"
by gender avenger January 6, 2014
by miss marilyn darling April 11, 2009
I broke up with her because she was a {smoocher}
,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?
Never again will i date a {Smooch}.
She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}
,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?
Never again will i date a {Smooch}.
She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}
by UCANTCMESBG March 24, 2011
The (smoker) mooch.
- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
"Yo buddy can I bum a smoke?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
by AnnArbor4life September 16, 2009
Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.
Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.
Sam: You lucky bastard.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.
Sam: You lucky bastard.
by kittyboss/zachnasty October 26, 2005
A co-worker who continuously "sucks up" to the boss or someone in management. Also known as a "kiss ass".
"Hey, have you seen Eric?"
"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."
"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."
by Shaunski671 April 28, 2019
One of America's greatest past times. Slang for oral sex, i.e. when a male or female or whatever kisses a lady's coochie, typically in a disorganized manner.
How was your date with Desiree last night?
It was good. We went out, grabbed dinner, and she let me stay the night for being such a gentlemen.
So you put the smoochie on that coochie?
I put the smooch on that cooch!
(To smooch the cooch is to go down on a girl in a sloppy manner, holding nothing back, especially not your tongue)
It was good. We went out, grabbed dinner, and she let me stay the night for being such a gentlemen.
So you put the smoochie on that coochie?
I put the smooch on that cooch!
(To smooch the cooch is to go down on a girl in a sloppy manner, holding nothing back, especially not your tongue)
by FTP Master June 17, 2018