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smoking dragon 

when your getting a BJ and right as you shoot a load into the oral cavity hit them in the throat making all the sperm shoot from their nose.
like a grade schooler cum came out her nose like milk.
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Smoking Dragon 

When one person performs oral on a male and right as the male is about to cum, he shoves his penis down the throat of the giver. The deep penetration results in the cum going up through the nasal cavity and oozing out of the nostrils.
She a freak, so he gave her a smoking dragon.
Smoking Dragon by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

Smoking Dragon 

When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose
My girl wanted to quit her cigarette habit so I gave her a smoking dragon

smoking dragon plume 

Visual expression of a individual performing fellatio while smoking a cigarette, the smoke coming out of the nostrils while the performers mouth is wrapped around the recipients penis.
I had such fun with Sarah at that party last night, she sparked up a marlboro & started giving me head- the sight of that smoking dragon plume was enough to make me blow my load in her mouth.

the smoking dragon. 

You cum in a women's throat and as she swallows you hit her in the throat so she spits
My girl gave me a bj and I gave her the smoking dragon.
the smoking dragon. by HarleyQ#1 October 3, 2017

red smoking dragon 

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids
red smoking dragon by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017

dragon smoking smoking dragon gif 

gif of the dragon from dragon ball smoking a cigar dragon
"dragon smoking smoking dragon gif"
"shut the fuck up"
"an argument between these 24 would be priceless"
"dragon"
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